"I her Musik wo kane is,
I merk net, dass i meine Fingernägel friss.
An riesen Stan hob i im Bauch,
Friss Pulver gegn Kopfweh, obwohl i kane brauch.

Meinen Freind dei geh i mit dem G'schichtl scho am Wecker.
I konn nix dafia, na, wos soll i tuan?
I kriag scho langsam an Pecker.

I siech nur di, wann i in da Hockn bin
I siech nur di, bei de Freind beim Koartnspün
I siech nur di, wann i vur mein Spiegl steh
I siech nur di, wann I auf a Kriagl geh.
I drah mi kaum no noch andere um
I lah nur mehr die Hölfte Tee in mein Rum.
I konn mochn wos i wü: I siech nur di...

I hob kan Hunger und hob kan Schlaf,
I stell an Rekord im Telefonbiachl-Zerreissen auf.
I hob mi seit Wochen scho nimma rasiert.
I hob mir dein Namen auf mein Oberarm tätowiert.

Meinen Freind dei geh i mit dem G'schichtl scho am Wecker.
I konn nix dafia, na, wos soll i tuan?
I kriag scho langsam an Pecker.

I siech nur di, wann i in da Hockn bin
I siech nur di, bei de Freind beim Koartnspün
I siech nur di, wann i vur mein Spiegl steh
I siech nur di, wann I auf a Kriagl geh.
I drah mi kaum no noch andere um
I lah nur mehr die Hölfte Tee in mein Rum.
I konn mochn wos i wü: I siech nur di...

Um mich abzulenken bohr i in mei Knia a Loch.
I nimm an Job an in Sibirien als Gefängniskoch.
I drah scho durch, I fang zum Meerschweindl-Züchten an
Und alles nur weil i an nix anders denken kann."

Alkbottle - I siech nur di

-D.

"Jimmy was a boy aged 17
and he was the leader of a gang.
But that was 20 years ago now he's a big shot
with lots of money on the bank.
Pam his wife is nice and beautiful
and almost as old as his daughter,
she likes expensive clothes and expensive cars
if I was nasty i'd say that he bought her.

Why do all the women always want bad guys?
Is nasty behaviour an indication for dick size?
Why do all the women always want bad guys?
Ruthlessness and success, that's the formula for good sex!

They met eachother in a discotheque
she was dancing with a boy named Ben.
Jimmy claimed he'd stepped on his snakeskin boots
and Jimmy fought for his right with bare hands.
Later in hospital Ben got the news
Jimmy was not gonna sue him
when Jimmy hung up the phone Pam just went on
caressing Jimmies tatooed skin.

Why do all the women always want bad guys?
Is nasty behaviour an indication for dick size?
Why do all the women always want bad guys?
Ruthlessness and success, that's the formula for good sex!

Jimmy and Pam had romantic nights
and Jimmy never slapped her too hard,
than he told her 'bout his tough childhood
and when he cried he touched her deep in her heart.
One night he promised he'd be hers
forever this sentimental sinner
and she didn't mind that the ring he gave her
was sticking on it's owner's finger

Why do all the women always want bad guys?
Is nasty behaviour an indication for dick size?
Why do all the women always want bad guys?
Ruthlessness and success, that's the formula for good sex!"

The Busters - Bad Guys

-D.